OK so this is Bivi number 2 this month for me as my partner in crime Wayne "aka The Beast" couldn't make the last one and had to play catch up.... this is gonna be picture heavy
So Friday arrives and i've packed my bike ready to roll and expecting to take Wayne to my pitch from last month so he can appreciate the track of watery spawn filled doom. On arrival and in glorious sun Wayne says " I reckon we hit the Gower and look for a new spot" who am i to argue technically this is his bivi. So we jump in the Van and off we trundle.
Due to old mans disease ( a dodgy back and walking like he's sub standard himself

) it was decided to abandon the van closer to Rhossilli after much faffing trying to find a parking space we were looked kindly upon by the nice folk at Pitton Cross campsite who let us leave the van there in exchange for a donation to the Welsh Air ambo.
Bikes and riders ready we decided we would head down and along the cliff path towards Mewslade Bay then skirt around to Fall bay and tears point up to the Lookout station then a wee stop at the Cafe before letting the fat bikes loose on Rhossilli beach.
All i can say is some ideas are best kept as ideas, we both agreed that this was one of the hardest starts to a bivi trip we'd done, lifting loaded fat bikes up over styles and pushing up short sharp steep valley sides is prob best classed as type two fun. Also the glorious weather we had vanished and we were in full water proofs after about 40 mins of riding!
The cafe was warm we ate cake, fudge and drank fizzy pop
Time to hit the beach, a fast drop down onto Rhossilli beach and up to Spaniard rocks brought us around to Broughton Bay then a quick blast in the dunes drops you down Whiteford Sands, from here when the tide is out and with 5" tyres you can ride all the way around to the woods at Berges Island our home for the night.
Wayne rounding the corner onto Whiteford sands
Just happy to be out enjoying the beach
If you've never been to this area its a top bivi spot, as mentioned before at the main entrance to Whiteford Burrows there's a small National Trust cottage with water tap a real life saver.
The woods are fantastic pine tress have carpeted the floor with needles and its a real bike playground with dips and hollows all over, vines hanging down and some oddly shaped trees
There are the odd boggy areas to get past as well
We found a new spot and pitched tarps ready for the night
Now while we had started getting kit up it had started to rain showers at first but getting stronger. One thing i should mention about my mucker is that he bloody loves a fire, so we made a fire pit collected logs and set the fire up ready for darkness to hit.
Around 7 it started pissing down and we both ducked under tarps and decided it was time to eat.
With the realisation that there would be no fire tonight Wayne spiralled into a drunken stupor with the aid of a few wife beaters and hip flask
It pissed down all night the rain was like drums on the tarp thank god for whisky and co-codomols
Morning came and the weather improved and we decided we would ride the beach back down to the van
Again Ideas proved to be our undoing and the lack of looking at tide times, we got to a critical point on the beach and realised we would be likely making use of the coast guard and air ambo if we carried on the beach with the tide really ripping in. We back tracked to the base of Cwm Ivy cliffs and had to push up and over towards Whiteford Bay carvan park to rejoin the coast path.
I hate rude starts to the day and this was a rude start, photo does not do it justice another type 2 fun situation
We also had our hopes and dreams dashed when we found the cafe at the campsite had not yet opened for the season, when Wayne finally stopped crying i picked him up off the floor and gave him a cwtch

we smashed on towards Broughton bay and did a few cheeky pics
Now its at this point i decide to take pics of Wayne coming down a little rocky steep section and its at this point Wayne decides to age me by ten years, i'm sat just off the cliff edge prob no more than 3-4ft away thinking Wayne will head towards me and pass on my right buuuut noooo he goes to my left and didn't realise till i showed him how close to a nasty big old drop he'd come... His cheeky response " dont worry the rocks at the bottom would have stopped me "
Its here the weather changes on us again and we start to ride into mist, rain and salt spray from the incoming time and a whole new biking experiance.

wait a few minutes in wales and the weather goes from this

to this
With the tide coming in and not a lot of beach left to ride on we had to get on with the job of riding, the first few hundred yards were on sand and easy going, this then turned into a narrow section and was covered in pebbles the size of cannon balls for pretty much the rest of the beach so at least 2 miles, great fun normally to ride on but with waves coming in crashing and rolling the pebbles back down the beach it was a bit intense like riding on a moving carpet of sea foam and slippery balls, we had to time the waves to drop down and do a quick sprint then watch for the next set coming in and sprint back up to higher and drier pebbles, i got a bit giddy at one point from watching the water hitting my bike and the pebbles moving and didnt see a big set coming in, the next thing i know i'm hit with a massive wave and get soaked up to above my knees and me and the bike are now about 4ft in sea water and i'm starting to fall and get pulled by the outgoing wave to the right, i managed to unclip and rolled myself inland ( Type 3 fun??) , after a change of underpants and catching up with Wayne we decided to move inland.
A brief ride through Llangennith caravan park led us to the coast path, in the distance we could see a figure bent over walking a few paces then stop and repeat, when we came level it was a old guy who looked old enough to remember the time before dinosaurs walked the earth, we had a chat and he remarked on the bikes and we wished each other a good day, i hope he got home ok and isnt still out there walking.
One last long climb to Rhossilli village led us to the main road and a quick spin to the van, a quick change into dry clothes and were were heading home all done before 1030... we stopped at a cafe to reward ourselves with lots of artery clotting fried food, i can highly recommend Georgie's Diner just off the A48 near pyle if your hungry after a wee bivi trip.
Our next Bivi adventure, unless i get itchy feet will be at WRT hope to see you all there
