If your ability to dress like a nob while mincing about on a bike is somewhat lacking, then help is at hand in the form of the newly launched Ted Baker range of cycle clothing ... words almost fail me

I fully understand that these items aren't aimed at people like me (and hopefully you) but I thought it only right to give everyone the opportunity to point and laugh. If you're considering buying any of these items then you should feel ashamed



This snazzy number's a snip at £185



And this (aptly named the Dipstick) only £65

I got this in my inbox too, thought I was dresslexic!!! FFS

Shorts and Blazer?

Theres only one person who can pull that look off

Theres only one person who can pull that look off

So true. I'm not sure how to describe how much Angus Young rules without sounding like Beavis and Butthead.

I dont find anyof that particularly offensive except the price!

As a former and now completely reformed London dwelling fixie-riding Raphatwat hipster tossbox, that gear speaks to me on many levels. Style, colour, cut, bike, price, but mostly it's the level of facial hair. I remember riding my custom painted Condor Pista down to Look Mum No Hands a few years back and one of the cooler chaps turned up with a beard and we were all, like, goddammit, so turned on by the sheer irony of it we could hardly go play bike polo or anything. Thems were the days.

Stu, your just suppressing your deep down feelings. Just embrace the urge and purchase a lovely purple t-shirt

Got a very nice Ted Baker t shirt off my ex brother and sister in law for a birthday pressie once (was still married to the ex then of course) which I liked very much, then one day I accidentally found out it cost £50 . I must admit though that it lasted me for 13 years before some stitching went on it. Doubt very much I will be cycling in their gear though.

think it should be awarded as a prize for whoever comes first at BB200

that'll teach em to be so bloody quick on a bike!