If your ability to dress like a nob while mincing about on a bike is somewhat lacking, then help is at hand in the form of the newly launched Ted Baker range of cycle clothing ... words almost fail me
I fully understand that these items aren't aimed at people like me (and hopefully you) but I thought it only right to give everyone the opportunity to point and laugh. If you're considering buying any of these items then you should feel ashamed
As a former and now completely reformed London dwelling fixie-riding Raphatwat hipster tossbox, that gear speaks to me on many levels. Style, colour, cut, bike, price, but mostly it's the level of facial hair. I remember riding my custom painted Condor Pista down to Look Mum No Hands a few years back and one of the cooler chaps turned up with a beard and we were all, like, goddammit, so turned on by the sheer irony of it we could hardly go play bike polo or anything. Thems were the days.
Got a very nice Ted Baker t shirt off my ex brother and sister in law for a birthday pressie once (was still married to the ex then of course) which I liked very much, then one day I accidentally found out it cost £50 . I must admit though that it lasted me for 13 years before some stitching went on it. Doubt very much I will be cycling in their gear though.
. I must admit though that it lasted me for 13 years before some stitching went on it. Doubt very much I will be cycling in their gear though.
