So after having a sub standard Christmas, Hot water tank ruptured around 3-4K to fix and being proper unwell over the festive period I really didn’t think this was gonna happen.
But as with all things my mate said he’d come with me on the Thursday of Xmas week… only dun duuuun dun he bailed on Wednesday morning!!!
So laying in bed Wednesday feeling sorry for myself possibly dying with a new strain of Ebola mixed with the Black Death I popped a few pills and a small bottle of festive whisky and at around 1530 thought it would be a good idea to F off on my own and get it done.
So bags already packed it was a case of strapping on … fnarr fnarr and choosing some suitable riding gear, I was on the road in the dark around 1630.
I had a end point in mind around 8 miles away on the coast, I had spotted a stand of pine trees near the salt march.
After nav’ing my way to where I thought it was I pushed the fatty and my fat bike up behind the sand dunes to the pine trees.
Head torch on in ultra covert Red mode I set up the hammock and tarp in under ten minutes, chucked the kip mat and doss bag in draped my down blanket over the top and looked at my watch …. 1755!! It was going to be a long night!
But I had prepared, thanks to the Tesco ( other supermarkets are available ) I had spent all my hard earned Tesco money back vouchers for the year on a variety of very nice Single Malts and as on other trips I normally drink it dry this trip I brought with me to 8oz flasks.
So hip flask one was a Very nice Highland Park Viking Honour and Flask numero 2 was a cheeky drop of Ardmore Legacy
Needless to say not much is recalled past hip flask number two and I nodded off with my single malt jacket on.
I awoke late around 9amish!! With a wee bit of a sore head and some odd noises rousing me from my drunken stupor!
I bravely opened one eye peered out and there was a couple with a very excitable springer spaniel looking at me
Them: “ um are you ok”
Me: “depends on what day it is?”
Them: “ Can we get you anything?”
Bless them, they hadn’t spotted my bike and after chatting at first thought I was homeless, their dog had run off and found me and they in turn were led to me!
After explaining what I was doing they both looked a bit perplexed wished me well and carried on with their walk.
Not a nice experience being bumped like that, first time it has happened to me.
On getting up I also realized how close to the sewage plant I was, no smell but could see the guys working down there flushing all the Christmas dinners away.
So I can’t say I felt elated at completing my BAM, I had a hangover from hell and still felt like sub standard from my newly diagnosed strain of ebola/black death man flu and it was proper cold.
I packed up pretty sharpish keeping ducked down below the ridge line in case I get spotted by the turd mechanics, but have to say I really liked this spot I don’t think I would have been bumped had it not been for the dog and I’ll prob use that spot again.
So roll on 2017 I plan to keep going with the BAM, with enough whisky to sink a ship and I’ll add in some salty snacks for good measure
Happy new year everyone
Bivi spot behind me
Not bad considering i set up in the dark and it was the longest string id done
A cosy spot when the wind is right
Not wanting to move less i shake my brain to bits
Glad i brought the dark shades
