Perhaps use it for a rub down after skinny dipping, maybe to wipe the condensation off your tarp or for removing lakes and rivers that happen to be in your way.
One can be yours for the stupidly low price of a fiver plus postage, so lets call it £6 all in. Money via paypal to stuart@forestfreeride.co.uk and I'll send you one ... if you remember to include your address.
