I love crisps, but one gets to a certain time of life and realises they're not the healthiest of sports nutrition

Then one evening pickled eggs entered my world: low in saturated fat, high in protein, it seems the perfect accompaniment to route planning and hydrating.
It also seems squishing them up in a bag of crisps is "a thing" nowadays and, according to some sources in the Bristol area, are available pickled in chilli, garlic and other tantalising varieties.
But I've yet to find a true scotch egg, marinated in single malt whisky...

What else am I missing?
(Yes, I was in the Black Lion with Reg last night
