Bit of a loose end tonight so as Phil's deputy I thought I'd help(?) him by prepping the three-quarters Scores On The Doors.... apologies if I've missed anyone's report....
Clear run January - September (so far):
Bearlegged
Blackhound
FatbikePhil
Frog
JimmyG
Raggedstone
Reg
Sean
SLarge
Summittoppler
Verena
Still awaiting September:
Benp1
GoneCaving
JohnAllan
Linkpin
NeilA
Awaiting August and September:
Chrisps
Edwellz
Awaiting July, August and September:
Bob & Cath
Other contestants:
Andiphim - January
Benconnolli - January
Boab - April-September
Boxelder - January
FLV - January
Dave Barter - January
JoseMcT - January
LuneRanger - January-March
Mandicky - January
PeterS - January and who knows what else!
Rapideye - May
RobS - May-August (awaiting September to continue run)
Scattamah - April ?!?
ScotRoutes - January-May, sadly "man down" in June
Shaf - May-June
Shewie - January
SR - March-September
Stu - January
Trep - Jan, March, May, June x 2, Jul, August
Turfroof - January
Woodsmith - January
Wotsits - February-August (awaiting September to continue run)
Zippy - all sorts of rule breaking outings in various months
Special Phil Awards so far:
Stupidest place to Bivvy - Reg has pulled out a tremendous lead in this category firstly with his bivvy on the side of a canal in full view of half of Wales, and then in someone's garden shed (without asking first, or indeed without knowing he had which gains bonus marks)
Culinary flair and class - Jeff / aka Summittoppler has forged ahead in this one with his February piece de resistance of toasted tea cake and steak au Stella hand cooked and served on a rustic slate plate with a side serving of rabbit dung. Jeff is also showing an near insurmountable lead in the
high altitude stakes.
For the 'Most photogenic' category; in the lead is Scotroutes whose never afraid of posting a 'grizzled selfie' where most of us are content to hide our good looks under a bushell
Best Organ recital (Bachs Tocata and fugue in D minor I believe, clearly designed to inspire Reg to get up another huge Welsh climb) - Frog aka Lu
Best breakfast (and perfectly poured pint) John Allan on his Feb bivvy.
Daftest behaviour is Reg and Muddypete (predictably) with their solstice druidic celebration
Jeff nearly blew his
altitude award by doing two at sea level but is back on track to the point where I'd say he has an unassailable lead unless he does the rest below sea level and we all get up mountains for the rest of the year.... I'm slightly suspicious that all his Welsh bivvies seem to be in the Sunshine, leading me to believe he's done them all in the costa del sol and used photoshop.
Dodgy coastal path / near death award goes to gone caving on his May bivvy
Machine shop skills - Sean
Providing valuable food for Scotlands ecosystem on a bivvy - me (my blood to lots of mosquitoes)
Bivvy furthest away from Wales (spiritual home of bikepacking) award inevitably goes to Steve large who went all the way to that America to get away from the bogs and tussocks. Looks like America provided something almost as bad though...
Best socks - Verena
Overall lead - me, in a kind of "its my party so I'll cry if I want to (if I don't get my way)" style of thing, although happy to be booed off the podium for this one.....
