Tested that there new 'Twin Cheeks' (or Professor Plums as Stu might call it) saddle.
No more razor blades for me from now on, thank you. It's excellent. No sore 'bits' at all and very comfy, as I suppose you'd expect when your sit-bones are, well,
sitting rather than perching like they have done with all the ridiculous razor blades I've put up with for over 50 years. No contact with any tackle or barse at all, and cheeks cradled nicely in each 'cup'. A revelation. How on earth anyone can have thought razor blades have ever been the correct shape to exact-match an arse is now beyond me. Still seem to be able to apply 'bum/bike control' movements too.
Will continue with ongoing tweaking to get the tilt and spread at optimum settings.
Obvious question is how did Reg determine the spread? Bit of trial and error for a while, then a dab of emulsion paint on each bone position - Mrs Perrin declined to assist since you ask - and an imprint on some cardboard. Tape measure out, 4 1/2 inches. Not sure if there's an Arsecheeks Scale but I reckon I'm between 'Cheeky' and 'Pert'.
A bonus is that it ('they'??) looks utterly ridiculous.
