I think the bottle of pink gin I got for my birthday was meant for my missus.
From my folks, dementia indicator about the oldies, or paranoia indicator on my part?
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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I'm resting up at the moment. Which is handy because there's an hour's wait for free beer!!!!!!!! And I don't even like lager. But I do like free. https://brewdog.queue-it.net/?c=brewdog ... lare-1.2.0
Finally in! Purchase successful.
"This is a planet-first recipe - brewed with surplus bread, using 1/3 less water, powered by BrewDog wind turbines and for every pack, we plant a tree in the BrewDog LOST forest. A mind-blowingly delicious, crisp taste with stone-fruit notes, this is lager like it should be, with an extra dose of feel good"
Very worthy. I feel all warm inside. Albeit bloody freezing outside. On with the ride.
"My God, Ponsonby, I'm two-thirds of the way to the grave and what have I done?" - RIP
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW
A nice west coast IPA: something orange and bitter seemed appropriate for tonight
Since making this joke I've seen that Nigella Lawson essentially made the same joke. Not sure what that says about me (or NIgella) but I'm not suggesting she copied me, and I certainly didn't copy her.
I'm not drinking it now but I did drink it when it was brewed 30 years ago. Mate of mine won the new beer name competition at Banks & Taylors. He called it 2XS.
2XS.... "What are you drinking then?"... 2XS.... yeh? ... "ohh please yourselves" .
"My God, Ponsonby, I'm two-thirds of the way to the grave and what have I done?" - RIP
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW
RIP wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:00 pm
I'm not drinking it now but I did drink it when it was brewed 30 years ago. Mate of mine won the new beer name competition at Banks & Taylors. He called it 2XS.
2XS.... "What are you drinking then?"... 2XS.... yeh? ... "ohh please yourselves" .
Haha,
I finishing Luke warm coffee in thermo cup, bodem a good one, as i drive home...
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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It's the Yorkshire accent that really makes that one work as well. Hmm. Or Lancastrian? Oh lordy, deep water.
Yes, Lancastrian. So my comment doesn't work after all, apologies 'Burner .
Oh gawd, might even be Cheshire.
Very deep water.
Goes off to ring my mate Mel in Diggle to check the situation. Or bizarrely our very own Chew (Reservoir)! Or even Mr Bowerclough.. aka Brian Wilde-rness.. only that beautiful OS map can help us now....
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"My God, Ponsonby, I'm two-thirds of the way to the grave and what have I done?" - RIP
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW
It's the Yorkshire accent that really makes that one work as well. Hmm. Or Lancastrian? Oh lordy, deep water.
Yes, Lancastrian. So the comment doesn't work after all, sorry Burner .
Oh gawd, might even be Cheshire.
Very deep water.
Goes off to ring mate in Diggle. Or bizarrely our very own Chew (reservoir)! Or even Mr Bowerclough.. aka Brian Wilde-rness.. only that OS map can help us....
Well I tried, it worked in Tod'm'den...
I'll get ma hat n coat, see' thee
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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thenorthwind wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:10 pm
A nice west coast IPA: something orange and bitter seemed appropriate for tonight
Since making this joke I've seen that Nigella Lawson essentially made the same joke. Not sure what that says about me (or NIgella) but I'm not suggesting she copied me, and I certainly didn't copy her.
Bitter orange tart!
Donny or nigella must have had their hair done wrong..
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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