Sounds like BB200 2018htrider wrote:Maybe we need a Bikepacking style trail centre with (in no particular order):-
The tussock section
The thigh deep river (but with nets down stream, it being a 'safe' environment)
10 miles of clay / peat bog / saturated chalk (depending on geographical location)
The 'death march' = 500m of clear fell / wind blow Sitka
'The push' = a 500m vertical ascent climb at a gradient guaranteed unrideable
The boulder field (also guaranteed unrideable)
The 'descent' (ditto)
The bivvy site - complete with fire pit, broken down chicken shed, broken buckie bottles and loads of litter
the pub...
"trail centre" vocabulary
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Reg, dont forget about being "rad" and "sic". I think this very much depends on wind direction and proximity to nuclear power stations.
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:)
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On the first WRT LHC I rode with Reg, I clearly recall, Reg, Pickers, Scott of the Woods, and me, I confess,
repeatedly using the phrase "that was RAD man" after one particularly 'gnarly' section of singletrack.
enjoy it Reg. Channel that inner gnar!

enjoy it Reg. Channel that inner gnar!

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Some ground frost this morning reg so you may be better off with your winter bag
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I can only hope we were being ironic Nick or we're doomed!
Ta Stu re bag tip. ("if you see an unattended bag on the train - go up and talk to her!")
Ta Stu re bag tip. ("if you see an unattended bag on the train - go up and talk to her!")
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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW
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Just remember Reggie if you are asked, your other bike is long, low and slack 

We go out into the hills to lose ourselves, not to get lost. You are only lost if you need to be somewhere else and if you really need to be somewhere else then you're probably in the wrong place to begin with.
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As per Colin's (hopefully temporary) affliction over in 'Close Up For A Bit', I fancied rejuvenating this. Well it is Friday so anything goes, and we seem to have attracted lots of lovely new Boners since then who probably have loads of additions.
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Vocab aside, we should repeat the trip when we can - I think they've finally finished the rock'n'rollers section.
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You may get informed that a e bike is the only way to get as many "runs" in as possible .
a group told me that this morning
a group told me that this morning

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E bikes seem to be quite the thing amongst the trail centre warriors these days. They should all be made to ride rigid SS I tell ye!
Its fair to say I've been 'sessioning' numerous local trails over the last couple of months. This has lead to a marked lack of improvement on any of them. In fact all that happens is that you are riding a long a bit of trail and you think "Remember to miss that particularly big rock / hole / tree root etc. that's along here" whereupon you hit it....
Its fair to say I've been 'sessioning' numerous local trails over the last couple of months. This has lead to a marked lack of improvement on any of them. In fact all that happens is that you are riding a long a bit of trail and you think "Remember to miss that particularly big rock / hole / tree root etc. that's along here" whereupon you hit it....
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This video should help
https://youtu.be/kW7xzBC-qa0
https://youtu.be/kW7xzBC-qa0
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More:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XlYXl111XI
I could do all that stuff (on a rigid SS)
Well I could if I wanted too.
Probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XlYXl111XI
I could do all that stuff (on a rigid SS)
Well I could if I wanted too.
Probably
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There was a time when I ran the local trails on my weekly run to try and learn them better as I figured it would be easier to spot the key roots etc, at the lower speed on foot. Can't say it helped as when I rode them the features arrived sooner than expected due to the higher speed so I was still rubbish

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Ah, the Strava line


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVRU7jSYkQ
Amused me briefly. Apologies if its the same as any of the other links, they dont work for me due to some G suite nonesense
Amused me briefly. Apologies if its the same as any of the other links, they dont work for me due to some G suite nonesense
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Certainly original, and possibly bravesean_iow wrote: ↑ There was a time when I ran the local trails

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That mans glass is most definitely half full



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Nah, I went in winter, the 'duro shredders only ride in the summer

I once titled a run 'loving the mtb trails' as I ran lots the local trails to make a change from the bigger tracks I usually run on. It was flagged by strava as the software thought I'd put it in the wrong category

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Arg. I wish you hadn't re-posted that photo. On the upside at least we now know who the real model for BBB jerseys is

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"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - WW