For those with no shame, who like to make a statement a pair of Troy Lee Team XC shorts. 30" waist (I imagine they'd easily fit up to 32"). Two (count 'em) zipped pockets, fully lined inc' pad. They've been worn for a matter of minutes before I realised that the lining is fixed and being a man who doesn't wear padding they're of no use to me. They're actually very high quality as TL stuff tends to be ... my loss is your gain. £30 posted?