If you're riding this weekend and the devil on your shoulder keeps whispering 'bail, pull out' then maybe the thought of placing this fella on your mantlepiece might* keep you riding.



*Bloody unlikely though

gulp...

i've never won a trophy before. Not sure I want to start this weekend!

I might not show up at all in order to avoid any chance of winning.

Brilliant.

Pulling out seems like hassle, I won;t be able to blindly follow the satnav

Gunning for that bad boy! Nice one Stu..

oi! I want to win it!

:D