Can't keep wishing everyone Happy Birthday or it'll be like the endless kids parties treadmill where each child in a school class invites all the others to their party and parents end up buying a present every week - I'm sure other parents will identify with that.

Anyroad, reckon we have to make an exception for Mike .

Right then Mike, Mike from Bromsgrove, what the fuck are you doing for your birthday? (*)

(*) the exact phrasing of this question may be a little baffling to newer members of the family .

Happy birthday Mike, Mike from Bromsgrove

And Sean too for the other day

Just discovered that there's a Cranked "RTMMFBWTFAYD" T-shirt

Happy Birthday Mike...just seen its the big one, all down hill from 50.... but maybe it just seemed like that as my 50th was Feb 2020 and we all know what happened in the March.

I don't have a copy of 'that' photo with the found outfit so instead here's a picture of Javi, Mike and myself on top of Harter Fell last May. Given the non-stop wind and rain for the last months a picture of a sunny mountain top in 30 degree heat should cheer us all up.

Yes, happy birthday fella

Very kind of you to cut out the part where he is holding his prison number

Happy birthday and welcome to the half century club