BaM 2024 - September - Done.
Caught a train to Stafford (Avanti West Coast, with probably the worst designed bike space ever). Then pedalled to…
….to see the Abbots Bromley Horn Dance, that happens once a year on the first Monday after the second Sunday in September.
The horns…
They've been carbon dated to be over a thousand years old

Would have made a better picture if they’d been facing the forward..
The Dance…
The story so far:-
The cycle.travel planner found me a nice route to Abbots Bromley, using a fair proportion of off-road - mostly canal towpath …..
This gave me a smile..
New job as a companion, anyone?
…….but a bit of bridleway as well. I got there at midday-ish and rewarded myself with a “Horn Dance Special” pork stuffing and apple sauce bap, then went next door to The Crown to wash it down. The dancers were still out on their round of the parish - nothing to see - nipped into The Goat, across the road for another. In the pub was a fiddle band sawing away but it was too crowded for me so I decamped to the back yard of the pub where there was a pop-up Cypriot/Greek/Turkish street food stall. I succumbed to the lure of a pork gyros - very tasty, but too big after my pork bap. It didn’t stop me though…
Now what? Someone said the dancers would be coming to The Baggot at around 3:30, so down there I went, to wait. With a couple of hundred others - and a pint.

In the pub I got talking to a chap who was very interested in my plans. He said he bikepacks - just done the Highland 550 - but hadn’t heard of us boners.
Well the dancers came, I took some photos, then they left on their tour of the parish. Now, I’d got nothing to do until they got back, so I went to the…… cafe for a pot of tea and a nice piece of cake.
It’s still too early, they won’t be back to the Coach and Horses until 6 o’clock-ish but I scooted up there for a sit down (and another beer), but I soon got bored so went back to the village cross to watch the Morris Dancers. I bought a home-made sausage roll, just to support the local economy. And an ice cream. Back, then, to the Coach to get a last photo but they hadn’t got back. Another pint, it was.
They came, eventually, and I got my horn/bike photo and pedalled away around Rugeley to Cannock Chase to find a bivvy spot.
The bivvy. Next morning.
There’s more, sorry….
So I stayed in my bed until 8 o’clock, packed up and went looking for breakfast at the Marquis Drive visitor centre. Bu$$er, it was still closed and I had 45 minutes to wait. Time for tea and a breakfast bar and wait for opening time. I found a spot out of the wind in the lee of the Go Ape shop to brew up. There spotted a sign for “Forest Segway Experience”. Why not? I thought. I’d booked my return for around 4 o’clock, so had plenty of time to kill. But not before breakfast at the caff. They don’t do breakfast

the lady told me but I could have a warm bacon roll (pre-packed). I had that and a granola yogurt and tea, of course, then trucked up to Go Ape for my Segway ride.
Have any of you tried a Segway? It was a hoot. A little scary to begin with, but we were soon zipping around the forest paths.
To get back to my train at Stafford, Cycle.Travel found me a mostly gravel route through the rain, to the station, where I managed to get an earlier train (than I’d booked) home.
So that’s 9/12 for ‘24.
