I blame Mr Shrubsole. I was re-reading "Who Owns England?" again and decided I needed to get out and annoy the land-"owning" Norman-descendants once more. MuddyPete foolishly, as ever, agreed to come along and protect the public from me.
The nearest big chunk of aristo-owned land is Mentmore Towers, built in the 1850s by Baron Rothschild and you can't get much more aristo than that. Well it was actually built by Joseph Paxton who was also responsible for Crystal Palace (nooo-o-o-o not the football team, the glass house) . Time to go and reclaim our freedom to rest by the wayside.
I explained to Pete that there were three potential routes to the pub in Mentmore, the long way up and down the hill, the long way along the canal, or the direct route across the railway.
A short while later we, ahem, crossed the railway and arrived at the pub, doing a bit of trainspotting at "Great Train Robbery" junction on the way
The pub is community owned and has a special "bike hub" with tools, pumps, racks and even some nice fairy lights which pleased Pete no end
Even the pub had fairy lights. Nice bivvy spot down there by the look of it. Next time.
Couple of nice ales, the left one named after us - dapper bikepackers.
I didn't know I was related to Baron Rothschild but here was a portrait of someone who was obviously an ancestor of mine
It seems Pete was related as well, although to the side of the family it's best not talked about
We wobbled off along the bridleway bordering the Towers, and here I am just off it pitched up on the Baron's front lawn. Our very own BB Towers is far more impressive I reckon. Trekkertent DCF 9'x7'. I apologise unreservedly for the limp erection. I have trouble getting it up at my age and it's the best I could manage before I needed a sit-down.
Luckily we were away before he flung back his curtains after partaking of his morning kippers and kedgeree. Not quite sure what's going on here at 05.30am I must admit.
Pete skulking in the undergrowth
Spot of breakfast next to the Baron's side gate
Then away home via the railway again, just in time to spot the Caledonian Sleeper roll past, whose residents no doubt had a pleasanter night than we did. On other hand, Pete reckoned it was the best night he's had for forty years - what a memory - and I admit the lawn was indeed softly plush.
We have to confess that in fact Baron Rothschild flogged the place off to some Syrian oligarch a few years ago. I think he was called Sheikh Italla'bout, although Pete claims it was Sheikh Y'Booti. I looked him up - it was neither, it was Sheikh n'Vac.
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