The post man's been ...

[voodoo_simon]

I guess any warranty issues and you’ll soon become unstuck.

Have you a receipt?

Errrr.... funny story

[BigdummySteve]

A properly huge cardboard box containing..... the wrong bike!!

Having ordered a spanking new alloy FS bike, I was not entirely disappointed to find they'd sent out a new carbon Cannondale Scalpel Si. Do you think I should say anything....?

Rich, it’s karma you’ve had some recent ‘issues’ so the universe is just saying sorry
I’ll say nowt either, fir a pint

[Pickers]

Oh FFS this is getting silly.

I was expecting two deliveries today, one has arrived and is the wrong bike.

Just had the second one land. It's got DPD all over the box, which is right.

Feels light though for a pint of Stans fluid and some other bits and bobs.

It's the wrong address, not my box.

Not f**kin cheery Friday here!

[BigdummySteve]

Cheer up, I reckon your about a grand up on the bike..... I’d just keep quiet now
Salsa bouncer for sale soon? I took quite a shine to it on our last outing.

[RIP]

Bad luck Rich, although the frisson of pleasure at getting more than you asked for could offset the disappointment of then having to hand it back. Am trying glass-half-full but suspect it may not be working .

And Sean's shoehorn/trowel/spoon tripling-up weight-saver = brill . But a top example of TLS. An interesting challenge for a wet Sunday afternoon might be to work out which single bit of gear has the most alternative uses. In fact I'll bet Stu's already got it hidden away in the shop somewhere whatever it is.

R

[Pickers]

Oh FFS this is getting silly.

I was expecting two deliveries today, one has arrived and is the wrong bike.

Just had the second one land. It's got DPD all over the box, which is right.

Feels light though for a pint of Stans fluid and some other bits and bobs.

It's the wrong address, not my box.

Not f**kin cheery Friday here!

Update... The DPD man realised his error, just been back and swapped parcels... I now have a job for the weekend Slightly more cheery Friday again now!

[BigdummySteve]

And delivered an exposure Diablo and a TraceR. Serious lightning

[Alpinum]

Received the BB jersey and gilet a little while ago and used them for the first time last sunday on one of my longer rides this year. Did the job really well
Good fit too.

Big thank you Stu

Must admit that I don't like long zippers, so might get rid of em, but besides that, I really like them.

[redefined_cycles]

And brought me a steel frameset. Legend Fedaia made from good old Columbus Spirit steel. Larger tyre clearance extra room for the Revelate bag inside the frame to grow...

Extra space for the water bottles to not be too much of a squeeze too!. Happy happy days

[johnnystorm]

A litre of Magic Milk hi-fibre tyre goop, a handful of tubeless valves and a couple of £15 Carnac XC helmets.

[ScotRoutes]

A new T-shirt

[JohnClimber]

Edit

[HUX]

.....and dropped of a k-lite usb charger and a neat contraption crafted by a man on an island to stop my garmin disappearing into the heather. Thanks Sean

[Taylor]

A nice pair of hunt dynamo wheels and some pedals from Lazarus.
Cheers John.

[Scattamah]

...and dropped off stuff a few bits and bobs....more bubble wrap than I can shake a stick at, a soft case to protect my Fender Urge on its trip home and my wife's BB jersey. Happy days.

Greetz

S.

[BigdummySteve]

Nice bass scott, sorry to see you go. SPEECH!

[Scattamah]

Ta fella...yes...it's a lovely bass with tone for days. Couldn't bear to part with it so it's now in the trunk with the others.

Greetz

S.

[Richard G]

Trouser clips for my teeny tiny ankles (F*CK OFF SCOTT!).

Am currently doing a test on the turbo trainer every day to try and work out what the hell has happened to my fitness and they mean I don't have to mess around getting changed. :)

[benp1]

Trouser clips for my teeny tiny ankles (F*CK OFF SCOTT!).

Am currently doing a test on the turbo trainer every day to try and work out what the hell has happened to my fitness and they mean I don't have to mess around getting changed. :)

You know you can tuck your trousers in your socks right

[Richard G]

I tend to wear pretty short socks, so not that helpful.

[voodoo_simon]

Coffee, yes seriously, coffee!*

One of those birthday present things, actually quite useful as I’ve run out

*this is probably more suited to STW...

[Scattamah]

You know you can tuck your trousers in your socks right

He could, but then he'd have no reason to abuse me. :)

Greetz

S.

[middleagedmadness]

Just home from work to be greeted by the wife giving me a bright orange jersey ,it's the most relaxed fit I've ever had in a cycling jersey ,cheers stu

[Taylor]

A shwalbe tyre booster and some stans jism arrived yesterday, had a go with it before putting away for santa and I must say it's rather ace.

[Pickers]

A properly huge cardboard box containing..... the wrong bike!!

Having ordered a spanking new alloy FS bike, I was not entirely disappointed to find they'd sent out a new carbon Cannondale Scalpel Si. Do you think I should say anything....?

Somebody, somewhere has got a much bigger disappointment waiting for them!

WAHAHAHA!!

Another bike box! I'm stuck at work at the moment. Bloody hope it's the right one this time!

Oh, and I make no apologies for the content of the box.