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Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 11:23 am
by pistonbroke
The saga continues, went round this morning to try to find the goatherd. The dogs were playing around the barn but he was nowhere to be seen. Waited about an hour but no sign, at least the dog we want is still there. Having seen him up close, I actually prefer him to his fat brother, he's also pretty confident once he's had a few treats. We'll try again later.

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:23 pm
by pistonbroke
Went back at lunchtime and he had just returned with his flock. He immediately said "have you come to pick up the dog?" He went and found it and thrust it into my arms. I offered payment but he wouldn't hear of it. He started chatting enthusiastically about colin this and colin that, just then our Swiss friend arrived and he continued the colin discussion with her. Turns out colin is collie in Catalan, We're tempted to have a rethink on the name

So got him home and had a proper inspection , a visit to the vet is required as he has an umbilical hernia which needs attention, also

HE SEEMS TO BE A SHE!. Trish thinks a suitable gender neutral name of Charlie seems to fit.
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:37 pm
by Cheeky Monkey
I'd never had a bitch before my current dog. They're lovely. Have fun!
At least in Spain their pee won't kill off all your grass

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:37 pm
by benp1
I thought you were going to call her Colleen
Excellent news, congrats
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 9:05 pm
by PaulB2
Colin still works, it’ll be a talking point

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:17 pm
by pistonbroke
She was a bit subdued at first but soon settled down. Bath tomorrow plus tick check.

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:30 pm
by Mactheknife68
Gorgeous, my wife runs a dog sanctuary, we get lots of collie dogs in as owners misunderstand their needs. I love them
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:10 am
by Verena
Congratulations, she looks lovely
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:34 am
by belugabob
Hoping to rehome a dog, soon - been nearly two years without the scrabble of claws on the kitchen floor, and that's too long
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:39 am
by pistonbroke
Charlie's had a busy morning, up at 2am whining, went out for a poo. 6am for a walk down the drive, mid morning brush then bath then more brushing, cue numerous ticks and fleas manning the lifeboats. Now flat out in the sun, vet booked for tomorrow.

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:01 pm
by thenorthwind

gorgeous!
Hope she settles in quickly.
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
by RIP
pistonbroke wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:39 am
Charlie's had a busy morning, up at 2am whining, went out for a poo. 6am for a walk down the drive, mid morning brush then bath then more brushing, cue numerous ticks and fleas manning the lifeboats. Now flat out in the sun, vet booked for tomorrow.
A totally accurate description of a bikepacker's day (*)

. Sign him up immediately.
(*) Although personally I'd give the vet visit a miss to be honest. It takes balls (**) to do some of the stupid things we get up to.
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

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Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:59 am
by thenorthwind
RIP wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

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Perhaps we should ask the female Boners if they'd rather have a more fetching collective noun?
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:02 am
by pistonbroke
With some trepidation can I suggest Bonettes? Covers a rock hard Col in the Alps and headgear. What with Easter imminent

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:32 pm
by Verena
pistonbroke wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:02 am
With some trepidation can I suggest Bonettes? Covers a rock hard Col in the Alps and headgear. What with Easter imminent
Clever thinking

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:33 pm
by Verena
RIP wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
pistonbroke wrote: ↑Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:39 am
Charlie's had a busy morning, up at 2am whining, went out for a poo. 6am for a walk down the drive, mid morning brush then bath then more brushing, cue numerous ticks and fleas manning the lifeboats. Now flat out in the sun, vet booked for tomorrow.
A totally accurate description of a bikepacker's day (*)

. Sign him up immediately.
(*) Although personally I'd give the vet visit a miss to be honest. It takes balls (**) to do some of the stupid things we get up to.
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

.
Lol
not sure about all that brushing and bathing though...
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:35 pm
by Verena
thenorthwind wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:59 am
RIP wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

.
Perhaps we should ask the female Boners if they'd rather have a more fetching collective noun?
Thanks for asking, but personally I am quite happy being an honorary/metaphorical boner with balls

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:12 pm
by thenorthwind
Verena wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:35 pm
thenorthwind wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:59 am
RIP wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

.
Perhaps we should ask the female Boners if they'd rather have a more fetching collective noun?
Thanks for asking, but personally I am quite happy being an honorary/metaphorical boner with balls
As you wish. Perhaps it's
me that's uncomfortable being a boner

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:34 pm
by boxelder
She's gorgeous! If we got another collie, it would be a bitch - they seem much calmer.
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2021 9:41 pm
by pistonbroke
Vet was impressed, she's had 1st injection & worm tablet which means she's been shitting white elastic bands for 24 hours.

Back in 2 weeks for 2nd jab and chip, then hernia repair and speying in July. Several short walks today followed by sleeps, she walks very closely to heel, I keep tripping over her. Seems house trained which is a bonus considering she previously lived in a barn. All good so far, seems to like Top Gear as well

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:37 pm
by pistonbroke
At least in Spain their pee won't kill off all your grass

Ahem

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 9:56 am
by Cheeky Monkey
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:52 am
by pistonbroke
She's grown a bit in the last 6 weeks, just playing with an old GoPro that my neighbour gave me. Up and down the drive so far from the road. No baby robins were harmed in the making of this video.
https://i.imgur.com/CCzlKaR.gifv
Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 8:45 pm
by redefined_cycles
thenorthwind wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:12 pm
Verena wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:35 pm
thenorthwind wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:59 am
RIP wrote: ↑Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:06 am
(**) Sorry to female Boners, I had to fit the joke to the narrative

.
Perhaps we should ask the female Boners if they'd rather have a more fetching collective noun?
Thanks for asking, but personally I am quite happy being an honorary/metaphorical boner with balls
As you wish. Perhaps it's
me that's uncomfortable being a boner
I usually use the term BBer. Works well for my state of mind

Re: Man's best friend
Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 9:16 pm
by Bearbonesnorm
8 months old today and the size of a small donkey.
