+1 Mr Barter. "causes death" - equivalent of four UK jumbo jet crashes a year - totally unremarked upon. Quite bizarre. Don't worry, they're only "accidents".

Funnily enough, I see the bloke over my road has just got out of his motor and lifted two bags out of his boot having driven 200 yards to the supermarket. We're doomed. Not to say lard-arsed.

I got close passed by a lady in a car driving up to the Ridgeway last week. She got the massive arse when I returned the favour in the car park at the top.

"massive arse" - well that was a bit of a bonus to the proceedings anyway then . Oh sorry, the...