Holy crap - the Mrs thinks I'm obsessed, but there are some serious addicts here!

Not including kids bikes:

Peugeot 'racer' 10 speed
Marin fully rigid MTB, V brakes
Sunn Revolt HT (stolen)

* didn't ride much, then stared triathlon

Giant TCR road bike (on its way out)
Cervelo P3C TT bike
Marin Mt Vision FS

* Got into XC for a bit

Cannondale Scalpel
On One whippet (Alfine, then SS, now cannibalised for parts)
Rock Lobster Ti HT (stolen)
cervelo RS

* then bikepacking

Radon Black Sin 29er HT - now with a Lauf
Travers (rebuilt as Plus, Rigid, Rohloff)
Salsa Spearfish (split pivot)
Open U.P. Gravel Bike (in build)

Those in bold I still have.
All I want now is a nice mid-travel trail bike for alpine riding.

Rock Lobster 853
DDG Shooter
Kona Stinky
Dialled PA
Saracen something or other
Norco Torrent
Banshee Scream
Litespeed - something or other
Genesis SS
Felt SS CX
Evil hardtail
Halo Mary
Banshee Scratch
Another Norco hardtail
26" Inbred
29" Inbred
Carver 96er
Another Inbred 29er
Sanderson Solist
Kona Sutra
50's Mercia
Raleigh 20 (Shopper)
Arkose
On One Fatty
Stooge
Another Carver
Ramin + (yes I paid money)
Surly disc trucker

I'm fairly sure there's half a dozen I've forgotten and perhaps eight more that I've had but used as hire / loan bikes when guiding / coaching.

oh, I need to add a 853 rock lobster to my list.

new total 64.

Good topic!
the ones I can remember, roughly in order, include:

My first bike: balloon tyred (12" wheels?) a hand-me-down from my big brother*
Raleigh Spyder - single speed, flat bars - steel frame - (sowed a seed there!) My first ever new bike!
Raleigh Arena 'racer' 5 speed
Raleigh Burner
Pashley Unicycle*
Raleigh Rapide(?) road bike (531 main tubes)
Dawes Ranger MTB (531)
Ridgeback 604 SIS (Tange co-mo 18 speed XT throughout, 1988 - bought with 5/7ths of my first ever Uni grant cheque)
Raleigh 531 touring bike
Barry Hoban Road bike (531)
Specialed alloy framed mtb used as a commuter with a childseat
Unidentified Japanese steel framed rigid MTB - bought 2nd hand from a friend's Japanese colleague
Ridgeback Romany - built up as a rough tuff tourer
Fahrrad Manufaktur hub geared steel framed commuter
Dawes super galaxy twin tandem* (painted to match the bride's dress, and was our leaving wedding transport )
Bridgestone Moulton
Series 1 Moulton*
Mk III Moulton*
Muddy Fox Sorcerer (Tange prestige tubing)*
Overbury's Pioneer Steel rigid MTB
Unidentified steel frame MTB I got from the tip for a fiver - used as a plus one bike whn the kid's want to take a friend for a bike ride.
Carrera steel Mtb built up as a commuter
Boardman alloy cross bike
Dahon Steel 8 speed folder* (Given to me by a fellow train commuter to fix and keep!) currently on loan back to the old owner afte he broke its replacement
Dahon Uno Steel single speed folder (Given to me by a fellow train commuter to fix)
Dahon alloy 7 speed folder* (rescued from the tip)
Gas tube Raleigh road bike built up as a fixed wheel
Airnimal folder* fixed wheel with an WI eno eccentric rear hub)
Genesis Fortitude Adventure*

*=still owned

bearlymoving wrote:
I think I'm done buying bikes for a while. I'm currently downsizing, to spend more time riding and less time with a spanner/soapy sponge in hand...

Nothng wrong with a soapy sponge in hand!

I think this is most of them, well the stands outs from the last 25 years.
Those in bold I still have. I know the moment I post this I will think of a classic I have missed.

Raleigh M-Trax
Kona Hahana 1994
Kona Kilauea 1995
Orange P7
Raleigh Chopper Mk2
Vitus 979
Specialized Stumpjumper 1996
Specialized Stumpjumper 1989
Specialized FSR Pro
Torker Pro
Specialized P3
Trek 970
Mountain Cycles San Andreas
Santa Cruz Super 8
Orange P7
Specialized Allez
Fort R.O Aero
Salsa Juan Solo
Specialized Fatboy
Surly 1x1
Surly Crosscheck
Surly Karate Monkey
Singular Swift
Kona Ute
Genesis Vapour
Kona Hahana
Singular Osprey
Orange Clockwork
Salsa El Mariachi
Vitus Energie

I'm a late starter...

Raleigh Mirage
Peugeot something
Specialized Allez
Specialized Hardrock
Cotic Solaris
Pinnacle Arkose
Salsa El Mariachi
Brompton M3L

Still have the last 4

Jurassic wrote:

Jurassic pusher wrote:Pretty poor show really compared with most responses!

Or you chose your bikes really well?

Good point.
Are we cousins??

Some thing I had when I was a kid
(skip 15 years)
Specialized Hardrock (frame written off in a crash and bits transplanted to a ...)
Orange Clockwork
(skip another few years)
Specialized Stumpjumper FSR
Commencal Meta 5
On One Inbred
Kona Sutra
Chinese Ti frame off ebay - The Onion
Focus Cayo
Ragley mmmbop
Ragley Ti
9Zero7 Fatbike
Cube GTC Agree
Santa Cruz Blur XC
Van Nicholas Amazon
Salsa El Mariachi
Burls Ti hardtail
Ragley Marley
Pact Ti Hardtail
Orbea Occam AM

Some of the order might be wrong. The majority have been bought in the past 13 years. I was lucky enough to work in a bike shop for a while and that let me swap things around a bit. Many of the builds used transplanted components rather than being bought as complete bikes.

Dave, strong list going there
More Kona love from my side, ca. 22 years biking of 36. Bikepacking for about 13 y, started this with a mates Kona fs.

MTB
Noname steel, rigid
Noname, same as above
Heavy Tools, steel, rigid
Kona Sex Too, fs
Cyclecraft CSP, fs
Cyclecraft A1 proto, fs
Kona Stab Primo, fs
Kona Stab Supreme, fs
Kona Coilair Deluxe, fs
Devinci Wilson, fs
Mondraker Summum, fs
Scott Genius LT, fs
Muru Wintjira Classic, rigid fat
BMC Fourstroke, fs
KHS Solo SE, rigid, ssp
Bold Linkin Trail LT, fs
Kona HeiHei DL, fs
Surly Krampus, rigid ssp

Road? Thin tyres?
None. Ever.

I tend to use them till they go kaputt in some way and never had two bike for similar purposes. Oldest serving is the Muru, yet it only sees snow and ice. Putting the Surly Krampus together right now, using most of the parts from the KHS.