Ah bollocks, yes I forgot that Steve, apologies. Er, well, anyway..... apart from the odd spill which was nothing to do with the kit we were carrying... .

Quite, although I did once crash my chopper into a fence due to the weight of Sunday’s papers causing the front wheel to loose contact with the ground.
I also crashed my wife’s bike, front basket completely empty, broken elbow..... I think we can all see the common thread here

For the younger among us a chopper is 70’s bicycle no a part of your anatomy

Yep but that shifter could soon become part of your anatomy with a simple slip or poorly executed dismount , after that I soon moved on to a grifter

Possibly one's anatomical parts might resemble some Chopper bars? Rather unusual if so but not impossible.