stupidfuck.muffdiver.fuckbuttons.slapper

See! It's brilliant innit. Hours of fun for all the family

I'd quite like an old-fashioned insults one. Eg. Blackguard.Ruffian.Cad.Rapscallion or Knave.Gillygaupus.Scamp.Guttersnipe.

I'm trying to remember to use some of those insults in everyday conversation. Dickens' Mr Pickwick struggled to find a coarse enough insult for someone and after spluttering for a few moments he blurted out "You Sir, you Sir... are... a bit of a... fellow". I shall try that one out on somebody this very day I think.

Dave Barter wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:04 pm BTW if anyone remembers my rude time watch. My son will soon have a version in the Android app store. So proud

Don't remember that. Let us know when it's there please! If it's a talking clock even better. I'd love to be sitting in an important meeting and my phone suddenly yells out "IT'S FOUR O'FUCKING CLOCK ALRIGHT?".

My shed is tampon.nincompoop.fucknugget.dilf

Not sure about dilf, but nincompoop is a fine insult for anybody!

Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:05 am

As an ex-Royal Mail employee

I read that as ex-Royal Marine ... dunno why but it surprised me

Me too - not sure what that says about us.

Stand to attention, back there...